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Harry Potter and the Forbidden Journey (The Queue…YES, it DOES require an ENTIRE blog of its own…)

Harry Potter and the Forbidden Journey begins as you enter the gates of Hogwarts, greeted by winged hogs standing atop fiber optic pillars beautifully displaying the name of the coming experience. Upon entering into the castle itself that is soaring overhead, you emerge into a dark corridor as an attendant greets you and gives you some instructions.

Special ‘Magical’ Rant: If you have any carry-on items of ANY kind, be aware they WILL have to be put into a locker that is located in a separate corridor just off to the right as soon as you enter Hogwarts. Don’t fight the attendant and for the love of humanity, do not think you know better than he/she does, because once you get on this ride, you’ll quickly realize exactly why those carry-ons are not permitted. The lockers are free too, so just shut up and do it. If you can’t tell, Universal was having problems with belligerent guests who think they know better trying to take their stuff with them only to be stopped later on and faced with the decision of putting their items in a PAY locker just off to the side, or forfeiting their place in line and returning to the entrance to stow their belongings and wait all over again. It was annoying to listen to, it held up the line and the guests almost always become mad and demanding when they are **gasp** stopped before entering the ride after being warned by: A. Video B. Signage C. The attendant at the entrance to the Castle and D. The attendant inside the castle. That’s four layers of warning! Take the hint, just don’t do it. And if you plan on trying to, know this: Universal has a zero tolerance policy about violating this rule (as well they should), so you can scream, cuss, fuss, fling insults and call everyone and their house elf a “Floppy-wanded dementor-bogart”, but you’re still going to put that stuff in a locker if you want to ride. PERIOD. ¬†Just saying. ūüôā

Okay, where were we…ah yes… this attendant will direct you to one of two paths (she’s a Divination major no doubt):

1. The regular queue: Go here if you: A. Don’t want to be split up as a group B. Wish to experience the entire castle and/or story C.If you have small children who are easily scared (note the height requirement though! A lot parents make the mistake of thinking that their child can ride anything as long as they come along, do not make this mistake! It will only end in tears for your child and frustration for you and everyone else in your party because if your child does not meet the height requirement of 48 inches that is posted throughout the entrance, queue, in the park maps and at information kiosks, they WILL NOT RIDE. Again, do your worst, they’re still not getting on, and you’ll just end up looking like a hot, tired, defeated jerk. Plus, you’ll hold up the line, which Universal, nor the people who actually DID follow the instructions, appreciate. Again, JUST DON’T DO IT.)

I recommend using the “stand-by”¬†line for your first-ever trip on the Forbidden Journey. It establishes the story, allows you to see the castle in all of its wonder and properly builds the anticipation of what is to come. The “single rider” line on the other hand is for repeat rides on the Forbidden Journey, featuring a VERY abbreviated tour of Hogwarts and effectively dumping you directly into the Room of Requirement loading dock where you’ll board the flying benches, which is perfect for quick “flights” through Hogwarts.

Proceeding through the stand-by entrance, you’ll emerge outdoors in a conifer garden. As a landscaping lover, I was really thrilled and a bit bewildered by the fact that Universal was able to bring typically cold-weather conifers to Orlando and plant them around the grounds both there in the queue and around Hogsmeade. I was not able to get close enough to determine if they were real or not (I am assuming they’re real, because if they’re fake, then somebody should get an award for fake-tree-awesomeness), but the effect was enchanting nonetheless. Proceeding through this garden area you emerge into the greenhouses of Hogwarts. I can see what Universal was trying to do here with the greenhouse queue, but it just falls flat on every level. They should have had animatronic Mandrake roots that pop up and scream at guests periodically, plants that playfully snap at guests or spit water at them, etc. This greenhouse had the ability to be a truly wondrous, interactive queue that would have added exponentially to the magic of Hogwarts. Instead, it is nothing more than a glass-topped outdoor space with an uphill queue that turns into Hogwarts.

Don’t fret though, for this turn into Hogwarts is where the magic really begins…

Entering into a vaulted-ceiling hallway complete with cathedral windows glowing with the looming twilight outside, you pass tall bronze statues of the famous Hogwarts’ foes: Salazaar Slytherin and Godric Gryffindor, flanking the astonishingly beautiful bronze, glass and gem-filled Point counter for the houses. Proceeding forward, you reach the Phoenix statue entrance to Headmaster Dumbledore’s office. Hanging a left past it, you emerge into the Headmaster’s office. This is truly a spectacular room, at the back, the room is filled with all of Dumbledore’s favorite mechanical and magical tch0chkes (sp?) including the coveted Pensieve. Opposite of these items is the main event of the room, Dumbledore’s desk, complete with tall vaulted ceilings, hanging armillary sphere and even Dumbledore himself.

Yes, I meant that last bit. Dumbledore really does appear on the balcony overlooking his office, using the same projection technology Universal first employed on DISASTER! , ¬†the famed wizard greets the guests of Hogwarts welcoming the first tour of ‘muggles’ (potter-talk for non-magical folk) into the castle. He tells you that you will be heading into the Defense Against the Dark Arts classroom for a ‘rousing’ 4 hour lecture on the history of Hogwarts. Okay, so…I gotta break for a minute to tell you about this projection of Dumbledore. While infinitely better than a simple video shown on a TV or screen, this effect is presented multiple times throughout the experience and I simply have to say that it is just not done that well. Although, again, a huge improvement over the norm, the projection is very obvious even to the casual eye and in some places even the ¬†refracting glass was visible (eek!). However, the biggest problem with this arose when you ventured beyond this room and into the classroom, at which point the queue design allowed for you, the viewer, to realize the 2-dimensional nature of the projection which ran in a continuous loop. ¬†I don’t know what they did differently between this and DISASTER! but the disaster effect is dazzling and neat, this version….not so much.

Proceeding through another stone archway/corridor, you enter into the Defense Against the Dark Arts classroom. If you need a reference point as to what this looks like, watch either the Chamber of Secrets or the Prisoner of Azkaban, both of which feature this room prominently, because this part of the queue is quite literally a PERFECT replica of that room. Truly. If you are at all familiar with that space, you will be astounded. And, like the previous room, there is another use of the projection effect on the balcony overlooking the classroom, only this time, it’s the infamous trio of Ron, Harry and Hermoine. (The effect is just a poorly done here as well, but I’ll leave it be.) They inform you, rather comically, that they have a better idea for the muggle visitors than sitting around and listening to a four hour lecture. Their idea? Go to a Quidditch match! ¬†As they have planned it, Hermoine will use a rather unique spell she discovered (after all, and as the ride states over and over again, she IS the brightest witch of her age), to enchant regular, everyday Hogwarts benches, turning them into magical, flying benches for you to join in the fun!

Hint: If you would like, and are okay with letting people proceed before you in line, you should know that there are actually several versions of this speech the trio give, all with slightly different interactions and a different spell that Hermoine casts over the heads of the muggle guests in the queue. It’s kind of fun to see all of the different effects and interactions, if you are willing to wait!

From here, you turn out of the classroom and into a narrow corridor. It is here that you meet the Fat Lady, guardian of the entrance to Gryffindor tower. Her part, played by the always wonderful Dawn French, is perfect. Complete with the classic ‘breaking the glass’ bit from Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban. It is truly one of the most fun bits of the queue and because of the same mind-blowing technique used to bring the moving-portraits to life in the stairwell, she seems to be completely painted onto the entrance way (I call it that, because technically that is what it is, even though in the queue it is, disappointingly, nothing more than a prop standing off to the side) with many guests not realizing that she is watching them as they pass until, suddenly, she awakens and ushers you into the Gryffindor common room in between bouts of ghastly opera that she believes she is entertaining you with. It was probably one of my favorite parts of the entire queue and was definitely the funniest with multiple guests laughing as they passed.

It is at this point that you enter a disappointing space in the queue: the Gryffindor common room. I don’t know if the designers had to make sacrifices due to space or if someone just wasn’t thinking things through that day in the design meeting, but this room is a failure on multiple levels. Entering the common room, you emerged into a tall, open space with an archway in front of you that is covered n three different moving portraits and through which you are able to clearly see the rest of the queue which here becomes just a long, straight line to the Room of Requirement. As you look around the room and more specifically in the right hand corner, the aesthetic of the Gryffindor common roombecomes far more evident with the recognizable tapestries, radio, fireplace and steps leading to the dormitories visible from the queue. Sadly, opposite this display, the room is quite literally a blank, stone, wall. This is where the immersion of the rest of the castle falls apart a bit and for the first time in the queue you are able to recognize that you are about to board a ride. ¬†However, all is not lost, as the moving portraits here, once again, are the saving grace. They consist of three different, former wizards, a lady, a student and an older gentleman, who inform you about the restrictions of the ride, how to board the ride vehicle, what is and what is not permitted on the ride, and exactly what these ‘flying benches’ will be doing. They are funny, creative and surprisingly informative with their speeches sparking some questions and concerns from the guests who later asked the attendant standing underneath these portraits/the archway before proceeding through the rest of the line.

Warning: It is at this point that anyone the attendants might suspect of being “of unusual body proportions” to sit down in a test-seat of the moving benches and make sure they are able to ride. Now, don’t assume anything! Because, although you may fight into the seat itself, the attendants MUST be able to lower the shoulder harness and ‘click it down’ 3 TIMES. If it clicks down only once or twice, despite their best efforts to make you fit, you WILL be asked to forfeit your place in line. Sound unfair? Well, in a way, it is…and Universal understands that it is…which is why they ask EVERYONE to test the seats at the entrance to the ride FIRST before getting in line. ¬†Ultimately, if the attendant cannot get the bar down 3 clicks, you are not going to ride. End of story. Again, cuss, fuss, sling mud, cast charms, do your worst, you’re not getting on and you’d be surprised how many people get insanely agitated by this despite Universal’s continued warnings and opportunities to test the seat. My advice? Know thyself. If you’re a fatty, really tall or really buff, don’t fool yourself into thinking you can get away with it. Avoid the wait, avoid the embarrassment and just test the seat to make sure (remember! 3 clicks!). ¬†Now, some good news: Universal is actively working with KUKA, the makers of the ride vehicle, to ‘fix’ the seats so that, in the future, only one click is needed, effectively allowing pretty much anyone who wants to ride the ability to do so. BUT, that is WAY in the future (at least a year from now. AT LEAST. So plan your trip accordingly if you think your size might be a problem).

From this testing area, the queue makes its final leg up to the Sorting Hat, which is an insanely cool and fun animatronic that rhymes to you the requirements to ride once again, just for good measure. Guests were going crazy about this thing and for good reason! It is truly one of the most believable and spectacular animatronics I have ever seen (and that is including Obama/Jack Sparrow from Magic Kingdom). Turning past him, you are sorted into groups of 4 and ushered into the Room of Requirement which is a really neat space featuring the candle ceiling effect seen on the Dragon Challenge and walls of glass mirrors, just like in the films. The entire rooms functions as a giant optical effect to hid the immense ride system through theming, and, if I may say so, it is done PERFECTLY. From here, things move quickly so stay alert, as you are immediately ushered onto a moving conveyor belt and assigned to a bench where you sit down and the attendants close the harnesses for you. It all happens very quickly and once you’re on the belt, if you get scared or no longer want to ride, then tough luck, because at this point, there’s only one way out…

What happens on the ride itself? Come back this Saturday to find out as I post the final review of the Wizarding World of Harry Potter: The Forbidden Journey!

WWoHP: Review Part I

WWoHP: Review Part II

WWoHP: Review Part IV

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On June 18th, 2010 Universal Orlando’s Islands of Adventure debuted the Wizarding World of Harry Potter to muggles the Earth over. A month later, The Rogue Imagineer, ¬†got the opportunity to experience the Harry Potter’s world first hand…

Hogsmeade, the general aesthetics, products, shops and Hogwarts castle are all covered in part I of this review. This, Part II, will cover the meat of The Wizarding World: the rides.

Ride 1: Flight of the Hippogriff (Hippogriffs)

Formerly the “Enchanted Unicorn”, this mini-coaster is a gentle, breezy ride that is perfect for those not prepared for larger fare, ¬†afraid of heights, small children and those families who wish to do something together without having to split-up. ¬†It is smooth, longer than it seems and singlehandedly offers the best views of Hogwarts Castle in all of Orlando. The cool parts of this often overlooked family coaster are two fold: 1. Hagrid’s hut in the queue line, which is very, very well done complete with the voices of Hagrid (Robbie Coltrane) and faithful Fang. & 2. The way neat and totally unexpected animatronic Buckbeak that you “bow” to as your train departs the station. Unfortunately, the ride is fairly short, only operates with one train (which jacks up the wait time and slows the movement of the queue ), is pretty mediocre fare considering the other attractions in the park, and the queue, beyond Hagrid’s Hut, is all outdoors and pretty much bare themeimg-wise. My personal opinion is that if you’re going to spend the money to erect a perfect replica of Hagrid’s Hut and a realistic Buckbeak, why wouldn’t you spend the money to properly theme your line? (or at the very least put some fans in it… 105 degrees is awfully hot to wait in line outside without so much as a breeze. Especially for families with young children.)

The GOOD: Excellent views of Hogwarts. ¬†Hagrid’s hut. Animatronic Buckbeak. Only family friendly ride in WWHOP.

The BAD: Inefficient ride system. Slow moving queue. Barren, hot queue line.

Ride 2: The Dragon Challenge (Dead Space)

Overview: Formerly the Dueling Dragons (an unrelated Potter-name but FAR better than the truncated Dragon Challenge… I think it’s the alliteration that does it for me…), this ride is simply a re-masked version of an Islands of Adventure classic. I’m going to warn you…I don’t have very much nice to say about this, because, in my opinion, Universal actually took one of the coolest concepts in the theme park industry, not to mention one of the coolest queues in history, and turned it into something really depressing….like a finless fish…

The Dragon Challenge experience begins as you walk through a stone archway that leads to the stadium grounds of Hogwarts. Walking towards a dilapidated turret, one sees the hanging banners supporting the three champions of the TriWizard Tournament. These banners are, quite frankly, not very well done. I understand that it is to appear as though students made them to support their school’s champion, but these are not believable even with that in mind. Upon entering the turret, guests are greeted with a replica of the contestants tent from Harry Potter and the¬†Goblet of Fire in which sits the flaming Goblet of Fire itself. The Goblet itself and the stand from which it emerges are impressive, but unfortunately, the flame effect is done, rather archaically, through the use of simulated ‘mist’ flames that are then lit with dimming/brightening blue LEDs. Normally, this effect is at least passable, but on the day I experienced it, the mist was not diffracting enough of the light to even signal that there was an effect there at all (much less the roaring flames fans come to expect from the legendary chalice). I blew this off at the time as a fluke, but unfortunately, it turned out to be an omen of what was to come…

Continuing through the line, you meander through a series of corridors until you come face to face with the glowing TriWizard Cup. This prop looked stunning! It was truly beautiful and meticulously detailed, sitting high above the heads of the queue line, invisibly lit as though it was glowing (which it appears to do in the film at times). From here, you enter a strangely bland series of queue turnstiles, separated only by slats of wood planks and broken rock work, as though this part of the queue was destroyed in a battle. Of course, the implication is that dragons destroyed it, but this area is so bland it is painful (not to mention HOT). When guests look up expecting to see a continuation of the themeing, they are instead treated to an assortment of wood pieces and a black ceiling, complete with visible can-lights. It’s boring, it breaks the story and is a no-no in Immersion 101. ¬†Moving forward, the queue enters into a soaring cathedral space that is very dark with floating candles above. This is of course Universal’s nod to the Great Hall of Hogwarts and the floating candles that sometimes inhabit its ceiling. At first, the effect, although obviously not complicated, is enchanting…however, Universal should cut this portion of the line down considerably, allowing guests to pass through only one turnstile round at most, because anymore and the guest’s eyes dilate to the point of being able to see the wires holding the candles and the otherwise fun effect is ruined. Sadly, this is the last room where any level of themeing is present. Upon reaching this point, realize that you, the guest, are only about half way through the queue and the rest of what lies ahead is simply a series of dark tunnels and caves that are ¬†claustrophobic and bland and seemingly unending with air conditioning that is comes in sporadic doses to boot.

Upon reaching the end of the queue, you are faced with the decision between two different dragons: The Hungarian Horntail and the Chinese Fireball, both of which have really fun fiber optic banners representing their respective sides of the loading dock. Once a decision is made, you enter into a very large space that is done up like a tent (very much in the same fashion as the tent at the beginning of the queue), and here you can either get on immediately, with an attendant assigning you and/or your party into rows, or you can opt to wait a bit longer and ride in the front seat of the train. This room is in-line with the rest of the queue: lots of nice rock work but with nothing else to support it/enhance it. That is, of course, except for the ceiling, which has a very cool effect…IF you are able to catch it…of a dragon silhouette passing overhead as it roars thunderously. Unfortunately for this effect, the line moves too quickly and the loading dock is far too loud for many people to even see or hear this effect at all. It is at this point that you board The Dragon Challenge and if you have ever been to Islands of Adventure before you will quickly notice that, surprisingly, the coaster treatments have NOT changed, they are, in fact, still themed to the old Fire/Ice dragons in all of their late nineties fabulousness. Now, while I have been excessively tough on this ride so far, I can assure you that the ride experience itself, as a coaster, is an AWESOME one. Regardless of which dragon you pick, the coasters are smooth, exciting and well layed-out with surprises coming at every turn. This ride is made even more awesome when the operators do their jobs and actually sync the two coasters…creating a ‘have to be experienced to be believed’ ¬†near-miss(es) (yes, there are SEVERAL) with the other coaster as the dragons dodge and fight one another. This is hands down one of the best roller coasters in existence ( and I have been on every rollercoaster in the current top ten except for Kinda-Ka…yes, these really ARE that good). However, as I have criticized over and over again, Universal seems to continuously have problems with ‘breaking the magic’, because when you ride this roller coaster, you are treated not to a darring, rocky-stadium floor as is seen in the film…in fact, you’re not treated to anything but a front-row view of the backside of Universal Studios…complete with very magical busses, cars, service vehicles, fencing, etc. The ride area itself is also complemented by a lovely weed garden that has grown up through the cheap gravel that covers the ground beneath the riders’ dangling feet.

AGAIN, with all the money Universal has put into this project, you would think they allocated some to build a wall that would hide the backside of Universal Studios or even cover the hill/initial descent of the roller coasters, and then, at the very least, theme the area the coasters meander through to the already barren stadium floor from the film/books, which ultimately would have only required some gardening, some new colored gravel, a fence and some bland, barren rock work that they are so fond of! What a huge difference it would have made!!!! Not to mention, if Universal really wanted to get competitive with Disney, they could have added in some simple sensor-triggered pyrotechnics and a soundtrack with F/X. It is inexpensive (especially for an entity like Universal) and it would have upped the ante on theme park roller coasters.

The GOOD: GREAT roller coasters. The TriWizard Cup (trophy). Loading dock.

The BAD: The Queue. The Queue. The Queue. No themeing around the roller coasters themselves. Shells unchanged. Grungy/overgrown ride area.

Some things to remember:

1. Height Requirements.

Your children (or possibly yourself) ABSOLUTELY MUST MEET THE POSTED HEIGHT REQUIREMENTS to ride any of the attractions at Universal Orlando. Ultimately, if you proceed to try and get on a ride, even after waiting, and you do not meet the requirements, you and/or your child will NOT be allowed to ride. There is a zero tolerance/leniency policy on this. Know yourself, know your children, if they are not tall enough, just abstain from even entering the line and enjoy something else. Please, please, PLEASE don’t be another parent/person who thinks they can cheat the system or that their child is going to get on no matter what. These are false frames of mind and will only get you in trouble (and maybe even ejected from the park). It’s the law, it’s the manufacturer’s guidelines, it’s Universal policy. NOT TALL ENOUGH=NOT RIDING. PERIOD. Don’t become another sad, annoying statistic…(HA! That ending made this whole tip seem like a bad public service announcement…)


Much like above, don’t try to fool or beat the system on this. If it can’t be secured in a pocket, it MUST go in a locker. PERIOD. END OF STORY. You’d be SHOCKED at how many people think they know better or try and avoid this rule, only, of course, to be slapped in the face with it as they are about to board. Don’t be one of those people, as Rogue Imagineer readers, you know better than that (plus, it’ll save you some money as the locker option they have available for those last minute items is a PAY locker…you’re welcome…and it’s not like Universal didn’t warn ya!)

3. Open-heeled Shoes (sandals, flip-flops, etc. – Dragon Challenge specific tip).

You’re probably wondering what to do with those sandals/flip-flops of yours while you’re riding The Dragon Challenge, because if you wear them, they WILL fly off and there is no recovering them, not even after the park has closed. So what do you do? Honestly: I don’t know. This situation is insanely common and presents an interesting dilemma: A. You HAVE to wear your shoes in line and on the loading dock to get on the coaster, if you don’t have shoes on, the attendant WILL stop you and make you put some on and then return to the queue. It’s the health code, deal with it. ¬†B. If you wear your shoes, you WILL lose them. Frankly, you just have to figure out a plan for yourself once you get buckled into your seat. My personal solution is to put my hands through the flip-flop straps and hold onto them while riding. Some people sit on them. Others put them behind their back. If it works, GO FOR IT! Just know that your shoes absolutely cannot interfere with the harness, so putting them through the belt-strap is not permitted and if you do this, you’ll be unstrapped and asked to re-secure them. Just a heads up!

Okay, so you’re probably wondering where the big tamale of this review is: Harry Potter and the Forbidden Journey. Well, quite honestly, the review for the Forbidden Journey I realized is a beast of its own, so guess what?? It’s getting its own review!!! YAY!!! Watch for my in-depth, wholly magical, completely exhaustive review of Harry Potter and the Forbidden Journey this Wednesday!

Thanks for reading! If you have a comment or question, let me know in the comments section below!

WWoHP: Review Part I

WWoHP: Review Part III

WWoHP: Review Part IV

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June 18th, 2010 – Universal Orlando’s Islands of Adventure officially debuts The Wizarding World of Harry Potter to public fanfare and delight of muggles the world over!

July 18th, 2010 – I, The Rogue Imagineer, get the privilege of experiencing the park for myself…what I see, feel, taste and touch excites me, baffles me and somewhat shocks me. For the better AND for the worse…

The Wizarding World of Harry Potter is truly an immersive gem in the theme park industry…for the most part. Upon entering Islands of Adventure, you can see Hogwarts castle towering in the distance, a sight I was very much excited to see. Unfortunately, the forced perspective used on Hogwarts does not work from this vantage point. AT ALL. To put it bluntly, the castle looked like something out of a really expensive miniature golf course ¬†when viewed from that distance. However, skew my opinion I let it not! Continuing on, I made my way to the gates of Hogsmeade, which is where the ‘magic’ truly takes off. Here, the Hogwarts express greets you with steam billowing from its engines as the conductor ushers you further into the ‘world’. And let me tell you, at this point, what a magnificent world it is! Hogsmeade is PERFECTION. It simply has to be seen to be believed. The detail? Extraordinary. The shops? Pristine. The artistry? Infallible. From the cobble streets to the costumed workers, the entire ‘world’ is insanely realistic. Standing amongst the bustle of Hogsmeade, one looks up and sees Hogwarts as it was designed to be seen, and let me assure you, it is quite a sight! From the craggy, rocky base to the soaring towers, the fabled school is a dream to behold. Not at all a competitor to Disney’s Cinderella castle at Magic Kingdom, which still induces tears from guests as they enter, but then again it was never designed to be and it is magnificent in its own right, particularly at night!

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Walking through Hogsmeade you pass the muggle filled shops of The Owl Post, The Three Broomsticks, Honeydukes, Zonkos, Ollivander’s, the Hogs Head and Dervish and Banges. These stores, inside and out, from the animated props in the windows to the atmosphere of each, are jaw-dropping. Unfortunately, I cannot say the same thing for the products contained therein. Perhaps the thing I was looking forward to the most was the merchandise that would be available, after all, who wouldn’t love to experience a chocolate frog? Well, turns out, I didn’t…seeing as the 8oz¬†piece of molded chocolate was being sold for a staggering $9.99. Yes folks, that’s right, ten buckaroos for a piece of candy in Harry Potter’s world! I thought to myself, “It’s a theme park! The prices are high! Something else will be more reasonable!”…I was wrong. Every single thing in Honeydukes is insanely overpriced, to the point that many entered the shop, but the checkout lanes were empty with employees just standing there. $10 for a jar of gumballs? $10 for a 20 count of Bertie Botts Every Flavor Bean?? It was disheartening, and a bit infuriating, to say the least. ¬†Unfortunately, things only got worse price-wise…A robe? $100. A flimsy, light-up, plastic broom that is not even to scale? $30.00. A REAL broom stick? $300 or higher. A house-colored tie? $60.00. It was extortion and many around me were commenting not only in sticker-shock, but some in revulsion that Universal would price-gouge like that. Again, I know it’s a theme park. Better still, I know it’s an ORLANDO theme park, but these prices are astronomical even at those standards. The only things that I thought were reasonably priced were the two most popular and highly anticipated items (Surprised? Neither am I). A wand from Ollivander’s was a palatable $30 and a Butterbeer was a decently standard $4.00. ¬†I bought a wand and I am very happy with its accuracy and quality! Universal obviously paid immaculate attention to detail and sought out J.K. Rowling’s help with these, and believe me, you can tell. Especially with Voldemort’s wand, which was insanely well done! Unfortunately, I wish I could say the same for the Butterbeer…

Now, many of my constituents are praising Butterbeer for any number of reasons…and I seriously question the validity of their reviews now. Butterbeer, after much excitement and anticipation on my part, turned out to be, truly, nothing more than frothy cream soda. I am a huge cream soda fan/connoisseur, and trust me, this was cream soda if I’ve ever drank it. So much so, that I questioned whether I was going insane due to heat stroke…nope. I said aloud to myself “THIS IS JUST CREAM SODA!” while in line for Honeydukes and immediately several fellow Butterbeer drinkers in line around me started busting-up laughing. After questioning them and many, MANY other guests throughout the day, the consensus seemed to be that ‘Butterbeer’ (aka cream soda) could be obtained at any local drug store or grocery store and has, in fact, been in existence far ¬†longer than Harry Potter has. ¬†(Just for the record, I tried both the frozen and regular Butterbeer. The regular is better, but ultimately just buy some IBC Cream Soda and sadly, you’ve got a much cheaper, much better alternative…)

Moving on, Ollivander’s itself is a neat experience, but definitely not worth the 3 hour long wait it was commanding consistently throughout the day. Using my previous know-how of theme parks, I simply held-off and rode the Forbidden Journey once more, which put me out just 15 minutes after the park closed. Sure enough, Ollivander’s was relatively deserted! I walked right in, looked around, bought my wand and left. 20 minutes total and that is with ample ‘gawking’ time at theming. During my visit, I heard several guests grumbling about and even asked a few

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about what they thought of Ollivander’s. The general thought: NOT GOOD. I liked my experience, but I didn’t wait at all. You must consider that these who reviewed it so poorly waited upwards of 2 1/2 hours to get into a glorified theme park store. I wouldn’t be happy either. And as for the experience, generally speaking, it is only one person who gets to participate, it is almost always a very, very YOUNG child and it lasts less than five minutes after which everyone is crammed into the tiny Ollivander’s main store. As you can imagine, in 97 degree weather, after a 3 hour wait, it was a somewhat lackluster experience for them…thank the Lord I waited.

In conclusion of Part One of this review, Hogsmeade is a very expensive dream that while stunning to look at and behold, ultimately never sells the idea that you are actually ‘there’. I was constantly very aware that I was at Islands of Adventure the whole time, just in an insanely, meticulously designed land. ¬†In my opinion, this is not at all a bad thing…it just contradicts the purpose of immersion, something Disney is far more successful at creating. This is not to say my dear, beloved Disney is perfect…oh no, far from it… but that ¬†review is coming soon as well!

WWoHP: Review Part II

WWoHP: Review Part III

WWoHP: Review Part IV

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The Rogue Imagineer reviews the Wizarding World of Harry Potter at Universal’s ISLANDS OF ADVENTURE…coming July 15th!

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